Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Wednesday's WTF? Screech's Sex Tape


I know what you are thinking Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex tape, interesting. Paris Hilton's sex tape, grainy, green and a poor performance by the female actress, but still pretty interesting. However, for those of us who grew up watching "Saved By The Bell" on Saturday afternoons, and after school re-runs, the last person we'd expect to see making a "sex" tape is son of Neil Diamond, Dustin "Screech" Diamond. Screech's sex-tape is this week's WTF?

Clicking on the above picture does not start the video, but here is the link to TMX.com, which has clips for your viewing "pleasure" on their site.

Evidently, Screech who announced last year he was selling t-shirts because he was broke, introduces two women to, what the New York Post refers to as "a kinky three-way". And just in case your stomach was not as turned as mine-thanks Screech, I am trying to get over a stomach-virus going around and this doesn't help-Screech introduces one of his "co-stars" to how do you say, a Mr. Sanchez.

Come on Screech, WTF? Jesse (Elizabeth Berkley) looked great in Showgirls and Slater (Mario Lopez) is on "Dancing with the Stars" and I know that you have it tough, but you did kick Horshacks' (Welcome Back Carter) in the celebrity boxing contest. The Bushido believes in your pre-pubescent "screechy" voice and acting ability. Stick with the stand-up comic routine and wahtever you do, don't play your Dad's tune, "Sweet Caroline" (Hands, touching hands, reaching out touching me, touching you....) during your sex-tape, because that is just not cool man.

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