Wednesday's WTF? Lindsay Lohan is busted-again

WTF is Lindsay Lohan doing driving a car with a suspended license, whilst hopped up on alcohol-earning her second DUI in 60-days and with enough Cocaine to warrant a felony charge against her? (Read: Reloaded-just like Herbie the Love Bug) WTF do I even care? Wait, I do care because there are innocent people on the road that she could have hit and injured. So can we pass a law that if you are a wealthy celebrity with a suspended-license (not but 11-days out of re-hab) that you must have a driver transport you (especially on your vehicular chases of the mother of your assistant who just quit)?

I must admit, I was a bit "surprised" to see Lindsay Lohan as #1 on the Maxim's Hot 100 list, but as Lindsay gets just a bit more crazy, my attraction grows stronger and I am beginning to understand Maxim's line of thinking. You go girl!

(Photo credits: The SuperFicial.)

Joe Simpson Father of the Year Award

If Hooters is delightfully tacky, then Joe Simpson's, Jessica Simpson's father, plans to open barbecue restaurants taking his daughter's most memorable movie role as its' name-sake (Daisy Dukes') will be anything but...how do I say it without seeming too negative towards the ex-minister? How about "delightfully disturbing how he can take advantage of his daughter". Simpson plans on opening the first restaurant in Vegas next year with waitresses wearing, (you guessed it) "Daisy Duke" cut-off jean shorts. Now for those of you who pooh-pooh'd the remarks made by Nick Lachey about his father-in-law being the major cause of the crumbling of his and Jessica's marriage, could we have a 2nd thought please? (Photo credits: Moviesonline.com/poster and webwombat.com/dance floor shot)
















In other news, Jessica Simpson revealed her new swimsuit line at the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week: Miami Swim. (Photo credits: Dukes door shot: Hollywoodteenmovies.com Group swimsuit-Imnotobsessed.com)