The first succesful penis transplant (performed September 2005) noted on record by the European Association of Urology by Chinese doctor, Dr. Hu Weilie @ Guangzhou General, was removed from the 44-year old recipient because of the emotional trauma caused to both the recipient and his wife.
Don't ask, don't tell...
The reasons for the transplant have been left to a very ambigous description of the result of a"unfortunate tramatic accident" causing the recipient issues in performance and difficulties in urination, the fact remains the emotional and mental difficulties caused the removal of the aforementioned attached penis. Dr. Hu Weilie who performed the 15-hour, micro-surgery (read: small penis) donated by the parents of a 22-year old, brain-dead patient, noted he made sure the Op passed the litmacy test of his colleagues and the board of GGH.
All the blood from my brain went to my other head...
New Bushido Rule #1: This message is for JET's parents or perhaps the future Mrs. Bushido: No matter how brain dead you think that I am, if you ever, ever, ever, even have a dream about removing "little Jimmy" from his attached limbs and core, you better wake the F_up and call me to apologize. Secondly, Mrs. Recipient, your husband just got a new lease on his (sexual) life by getting a penis half his age. If men can deal with women wearing new augmentations to "tune in Tokyo" you should really learn to deal with a new penis. Perhaps, you should try therapy instead of the excommunication of a beloved member of the family. Finally, to Mr. Recipient, it is pretty hard (pardon the pun) to get a new penis, yet alone one half-your age, but you can get a new wife a hell of a lot easier-hey, I am just saying, don't look a gift penis in the mouth.
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