Early Saturday morning whilst alone driving a large U-Haul and leading a convoy of a bent-mirrored U-Haul (blind on the right side), Pop’s (new) Buick Park Avenue & Bobo’s “one-eyed” bandit, I heard on 98.1 Rock the news that Mel Gibson was arrested for Speeding (87 in a 45 mph zone) and Driving Under the Influence (BAC 0.12). As the gossip and facts are coming in, it seems this guy really has a hang-up with Jewish people. The police report has Gibson as saying, “The Jews are responsible for all of the wars in the world” and after threatening the arresting deputy he asked the officer if he was a “Jew?”Gibson acknowledged he has a drinking problem and left the P.R. to-“Ari Emanuel of the Endeavor Agency, the inspiration for Jeremy Piven’s character in “Entourage,” issued a statement about Gibson that read in part: “People in the entertainment community, whether Jew or gentile, need to demonstrate that they understand how much is at stake in this by professionally shunning Mel Gibson and refusing to work with him, even if it means a sacrifice to their bottom line”-nothing more than apologizing for his “despicable, belligerent behavior”, and trying to down play his rather anti-Semitic remarks.
Ironically, Walt Disney’s (one of Tinsel town’s closet anti-Semites) Company, which owns ABC, is canceling a Holocaust Mini-Series project with Gibson but will release Gibson’s (once again) self-financed Mayan-language-subtitled (once again) movie “Apocalypto” on Dec. 8, however Disney’s Studios did promptly put the kibosh on future endeavors with Gibson’s production company Icon Pictures.
In Vino et Veritas (In wine there is truth)
You can call me “Mad Max” and say that I am way “Beyond Thunderdome” here, but the thing is we should have all seen the “Signs” that Mel Gibson is a “Lethal Weapon”, because he seems to (reportedly) hate “The Man Without a Face” and this narcissistic and elitist behavior came about ever since his “Braveheart” believed he knew “What Women Want”. However, there is a “thin red line”, whoops sorry; he wasn’t in that one. I digress; sometimes we can all feel like “A Bird on a Wire” wondering if we are held “Ransom” by the “Paparazzi” as our only options are either to “Chicken Run” or to “Payback”, but trust me, there is no “Conspiracy Theory” to blame when you start a “Chain Reaction” from a “Year of Living Dangerously”. No matter if you were once “The Patriot”, the public eye will forget that “We Were Soldiers” and you will receive your “Punishment”. Mel Gibson, I leave you with this sound advice, don’t judge others for not sharing your “Passion of the Christ”*, people of the Jewish faith are not complete “Savages” and you my friend are not “Forever Young”, you will one day leave behind your own “Fairy Tale: A True Story” and one can only hope the “Summer City” favors you with a “Tequila Sunrise” instead of a tragic “Hamlet”.
(Photo of the two most popular anti-Semites bearded Gibson & Hussein are compliments of Top.Lourd.Free)
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Update: Mel Gibson said Tuesday that he is not a bigot or an anti-Semite and that he apologizes to “everyone in the Jewish community for the vitriolic and harmful words” he used when he was arrested for drunken driving “Hatred of any kind goes against my faith,” he said in a statement, “I’m not just asking for forgiveness,” Gibson said. “I would like to take it one step further, and meet with leaders in the Jewish community, with whom I can have a one-on-one discussion to discern the appropriate path for healing.”
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