Headline: Woman's Lust Leads to Misuse of 911 System in Hillsboro, Oregon.
They say when you are totally "moon-struck" you are in awe as you find true love in the eyes and heart of your cosmic counterpart. Evidently, Ms. Lorna Dudash was so moved by the visage of a local Po-Po (perhaps it was the uniform-who knows) when he and his partner followed up on a Noise Complaint and knocked on Ms. Dudash's door to ask her to politely turn down the music that she immediately called 9-1-1 to report another violation to get the aforementioned officer to return to her doorstep.
Oddly enough we are not talking about a juvenile female exploding with "boy-crushes" and hormones, but Ms. Dudash is a 42-year old woman, perhaps filled with "boy-crushes" and hormones and an inclination to "rock-out" with the music blasting. After scolding her on the grounds that, ""People who are, oh, say, older than 7 know not to use 911 except when where is an emergency," Washington County Judge Marco Hernandez sentenced her to 2 years probation, 100 hours of community service and close to 700 greenbacks in court fees.
Ficken Sie das, "I got one thing to say, it's better to burn out than to fade away". The judge should have told her neighbors that "If it is too loud you are too old". Keep it rocking Ms. Dudash and when you happen to see "the cutest cop I've seen in God knows how long", you have to grab that beautiful butterfly baby! Have a good weekend everyone. Peace!
(Photo compliments of LegalChick)
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