All right, all right, all right…Classes begin at the College of Charleston today and the freshman crop is looking above par once again. I’ll go ahead and say, it the College of Charleston (by percentages) has the most attractive student body in the United States-sorry USC & UCLA, but we have you beat. Hey Woody how about it? “That's what I love about these (read: CofC freshman girls) high school girls, man. I get older and they stay the same age.” The major controversy at the College today will be traffic caused by the obvious “rubber-necking” from (male) drivers as they slowly cruise down Calhoun, George, King and St. Phillip streets. Sadly, this means there won’t be any drag racing down the ½ mile stretch on old Boundary Street. Sorry Wooderson. Just for S & Giggles, what do you have under the hood? “Bushido, Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 4:11 Pos-trac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some f’in' muscle”. Welcome back to all of the returning students and cheers to all of the new Cougars starting out at the College this year.
(Photo compliments of Matthew’s Charitable Group, Just Keep Livin, check out their site to show support.)
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