The odd thing about the wiring which makes my gray matter work is that I seem to turn on the automatic pilot while on road trips and think about random, yet sometimes crucial, thoughts as they say while turning wheels on asphalt and in my head. To prevent looking like the crazy guy talking to himself while driving, I have adapted to the prevention of judgment from my fellow drivers by letting a legal pad ride shotgun. Whenever a random thought that I would like to share on the Bushido comes to mind, I simply scribble it on the yellow paper.
The trip to Helen, Georgia produced a few things of interest, and I will share them once I find a way to present said thoughts in a proper manner. However, I do have one new rule to the Bushido Code which is at the fore-front and that inspiration came from two bald guys chatting, I assume to other people, via Blue-Tooth headsets in the Toyota one lane over.
Bushido Code Rule #313
If you are a bald white male you are forbidden to wear Blue-Tooth headsets. This is for your benefit, preventing any similarity to actor John Hollis who played Lando Calrissian's aide in Empire Strikes Back (see photo of action figure available on RebelScum.com, with blue Bespin Blaster, retail $2.49). That is unless you are trying to woo female geeks of the species. No, I am sorry, that is still just wrong.
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