Smoked, read about it.

I know most of my readers did not attend the Citadel and probably don’t get the introduction of my post, but when you heard the words, “smoked, read about it” at the Citadel, you knew that you were a) busted, and b) done for. Since this happened to be my old roommate Akram Affanah’s favorite quote I thought that I would add it here because if there is one thing we know how to do to terrorists in this country it has to be beating the #2 out of al-Qaeda’s #2 guy. Although the 6’5” Saudi still eludes us, we have notched another number 2 man on our belt killing Abu Musab al-Zarqawi (English translation: George Allan Smith, Jr. al-Deuce) in an air strike north of Baghdad. (Cue the music, “Bombs over Baghdad”. I love that song; it has to be my favorite all-time, club mix next to “December 1963”) I digress; Zarqawi a beauty school drop-out from Jordan, and what many of his bartering colleagues down at the city market in Bumfukd, Egypt referred to as “unemployable” found a calling in the terror organization al-Qaeda. A confidential source and former contemporary of Zarqawi told the Bushido, “Zarqawi has the potential to really blow our group (al-Qaeda) up!” Booyah al-Qaeda! High five and a Bushido bow to the 5-hundo bombardiers who dropped in our friends over in Iraq. I can’t wait until the allied forces kill the next number 2! By the way, does anyone know the flow chart or terrorist TO&E? I want to know who is next on the #2 list.

I know BushCo said, that we should not expect riots from the capture and death of al-Zarqawi, but I would like to offer one caveat, when deciding to kill a high-ranking member of a religious-based terrorist group, check the calendar and make sure there is no significance to the day of attack. On this day in 632, The Prophet Mohammed died in Medina.

(Photo compliments of Strategic-Air-Command)