Benjamin Franklin once said, “Beer is proof that God loves man”; riding on this wisdom, I have decided to follow a strict 17 beer-a-day and pizza only diet while ingesting coffee in the mornings to fight off cirrhosis of the liver. Man I love science!
Funny story, I called my old pal J.J. Redick (the Dukester) last night to tell him the good news that Oregon State University researchers discovered that beer has a prostate-cancer preventing compound known as xanthohumol. Evidently this was the catalyst for his illegal U-turn on the highway on his way to getting a DWI. My bad J.J. unfortunately, he didn’t let me finish about our other favorite major food group “pizza” which also fights prostate cancer due to lycopene, an ingredient found in tomatoes, and tomato sauce. Thank you Jeebus!
(photo compliments of our friends over at dziadzus)
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