Shocking isn’t it? Brian (Peabody) Waite did indeed get married before he turned 31. As the window of opportunity was closing fast and the music about to stop, Peabody surprised us all by grabbing a chair and confidently cannon-balling into Holy matrimony with naturalist Francis Melfi. Brian held true to the pack he made with the other members of the Middleton Triumvirate and left the Bushido off the guest list.
A bright-line-ultimatum was drawn in the proverbial sand, and at very moment I knew the “Chair of Bachelorhood” was in danger of falling into the wrong hands. Risking physical danger, I used my Indiana Jonesque quick thinking (on my feet) to grab the “Chair of Bachelorhood” and escape doom as the booby-trapped walls of apartment 311 began to fall. Worry not my dear friends, as the COB was saved and now it is stored in a place. Had I not done so, the COB would have soon been destroyed (left on the curb for trash day) and we (bachelors) around the world would be faced with immediate marital arrangements once we all turned 25. Happy Birthday Peabody!
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