Thursday, November 09, 2006

6 Through 10 Reasons Why Rutgers Will Beat Louisville!

I couldn't get this all to fit in one post, so here are the 6 through 10 reasons why Rutgers will win tonight!

6) Rutgers' kicker Jeremy Ito has a leg that would make Alexi Lalis ('90) proud: If the game is on the line, put it in Ito's hand.

7) Just as former Scarlet Knight and L.A. Laker Eddie Jordan ('82) knows how to win, so does this Rutgers team: They've won 8-straight and the first college football game against Princeton in 1869.













8) Coach Greg Schiano has a vision of the future for his team: Just as Avery Brooks (1976) has a strong concept of the future and is an excellent decision maker on Deep Space Nine, so is Coach Schiano. (Photo compiments of Answers.com)











9) Coach Schiano runs the football team just as efficiently as David Stern runs the NBA: (Photo compliments of the International Jewish Sports Hall of Fame.)









10) The Scarlet Knights keep on chopping wood: Just as Asia Carrera knows how to handle "wood", the football team keeps hacking away, play by play, one game at a time. Note for clarity: Asia Carrera (Jessica Andrea Steinhauser) did not graduate from Rutgers as she started her career while in college. To my critics, although Carrera is an adult film star, she had an academic scholarship to Rutgers and she is a member of Mensa.

No comments: