Wednesday, January 30, 2008

"Politics Is Hollywood For Ugly People"


And that friends is why John "Handsome" Edwards was forced to drop out of the Presidential Race today. I am sorry Senator Edwards, but the Bushido loves where your head is at: we know that you would have done well by the middle-class and the working poor of this country but you are just too damn handsome to be prez. But don't worry Bubba, we still love you and if you ever happen to have an extra ticket (err, make that two-Blackie wants to come too) for a Heels game drop me, uhh, us-sorry Goose, a line and we'll make the drive to Chapel Hill.

Does anyone else think that he might get tapped again as veep? (Photo courtesy of dailyinsider.com)

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