Despite only shooting 25% from behind the arc and 37% from the field, the College of Charleston Cougars looked good tonight against the Wildcats. It seemed as though every time the Cougars started to get things going a media time out or an arrant foul would take place; thus ending our momentum. Did we get robbed by the officials with that last foul called by the zebras to send Steph Curry to the line? Yes, but the SoCon refs are part-time CofC haters and have picked our pockets more than once through the years. But let's be honest, the Cougars will beat Davidson later on in the season, all the Cougars need is for their legs to look a little more conditioned and the shots fall a little better.
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Cougars Lose to Davidson But the Cougs looked good!
Despite only shooting 25% from behind the arc and 37% from the field, the College of Charleston Cougars looked good tonight against the Wildcats. It seemed as though every time the Cougars started to get things going a media time out or an arrant foul would take place; thus ending our momentum. Did we get robbed by the officials with that last foul called by the zebras to send Steph Curry to the line? Yes, but the SoCon refs are part-time CofC haters and have picked our pockets more than once through the years. But let's be honest, the Cougars will beat Davidson later on in the season, all the Cougars need is for their legs to look a little more conditioned and the shots fall a little better.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Christmas Comes Late For the Carolina Panthers!
The Carolina Panthers won today against the New Orleans Saints by 2 with a game winning field goal, gaining a bye in the Playoffs and a NFC South Championship banner. As for Drew Brees, he came up just 12 yards short of the passing yards in one season record set by Dan Marino.
Win It, and You Are In It! Dallas or Philly--Heads and Philly Wins!
Will the Dallas Cowboys win tonight against the Philadelphia Eagles to make the Playoffs or will this be Wade Phillips first and last season with (dare I say) "America's Team"? Sad isn't it? All season long the talking heads have basically been watching a dying man on life-support, anxiously wondering when Jerry Jones will pull the plug. For crying out loud man, let the guy coach a season first. And before all of you Cowboy fans get your proverbial panties in a wad, just remember this, the Cowboys are 0-8 in their final games of the season, since 2000.
My First Pedi-Cure!
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Merry Christmas from Cousin Eddie!
Hey Clark, the crapper is full! Merry Christmas everyone, from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation's Cousin Eddie. Be sure to friend Cousin Eddie on Facebook and play the Christmas Vacation trivia!
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Celebrating the Holidays!
Tis the season of course to be stressed out, running from spot to spot for the best shop. But of course the best thing to do is relax and take it day by day, all the time taking a moment to hit the holiday parties: chowing down on your friends grub, telling tales and putting beers in the freezer instead of the fridge to cause a volcano-like reaction as the beer continues to release the carbonation all over a friend's new kitchen and stainless steel fridge. Uuuuppsss.
Friday, December 19, 2008
Friday Funnies: SNL Digi-Short, "I Jizzed in My Pants"
Tis the season for the folks at SNL (who brought you "It's My D*** in a Box") to give us another Yuletide ditty to sing in the shower or at the closing of a fun guys night at Gene's Haufbrau. Off the top, I'd love to see this gem on the iTunes but there's nothing yet. It's a winning formula they have over at SNL for their digi-shorts: Justin Timberlake (grocery janitor and dj, as well as having his fingerprints all over this track), add Molly Sims (sans bikini) and Jamie-Lynn Sigler (of "Sopranos" fame) and some clever underachievers (comedians), who seem to be way off their meds and you just know that it willproduce solid gold records-baby! Enjoy!
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
Obama's 2008 Presidential Acceptance Speech!
There's A New Sheriff In Town!
For all of those people, who said Barack Obama preaches about "change" because it is an acronym for "Come Help A Negro Get Elected", I thought I would give you something to enjoy today as this election didn't really turn out the way you wanted.
And I leave you with this to think about: when McCain gave his concession speech and mentioned Obama the crowd responded with "boos", but if you watched Obama's speech which if you didn't check back here later tonight and I will have (what will probably be the most important speech of this decade) it posted: I digress; when Barack announced Senator McCain and the sacrifices he has made, the crowd in Chicago cheered. Think about it. And then think about change, we can change friends. And I realize that the political divisions in this country didn't begin overnight and they won't be healed overnight, but we do need to begin the process. "Yes, We Can"
"Yeah, he probably reads the Bushido"
I can't take full credit but when Obama said, this [movement] began on the porches of Charleston. And in the conclusion of his speech, he mentioned that "while I breath, I hope" (aka: Dum Spiro Spero) a Charleston, SC and South Carolina motto, but I guess Obama reads the Bushido!
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
For All Of Those Worried About Obama Being President!
T-Mac sent this picture to me, I am not sure who to contribute it to, but I have to say, I am proud of Us America! The power of the vote, the power of positive thinking for the vision of America's future has prevailed. The Beav told me when Obama spoke at the DNC at the last election, that Obama would run and be our next president (even though I know I told him that, I'll let him take credit for posterity). I knew once Obama took Ohio, our next president would be Barack Obama.
We've got a lot ahead of us America but be proud because we've made one small step for our America and one giant leap for all Americans. America as we look to the future, I remind you of what John F. Kennedy once said at the Convocation of the United Negro College Fund (Indianapolis, Indiana, April 12, 1959) "When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters — one represents danger and one represents opportunity." Be good and God Bless!
Something to Celebrate! Obama's Victory & Sierra Nevada's Celebration Ale!
And I just heard in the news we now have something to celebrate: I finally was able to pick-up Sierra Nevada's Celebration Ale. After trying it, I found it tasted remarkably similar to the Black Samurai IPA that I make. I looked up the Celebration Ale's recipe and we're remarkably close just a dry-hopping difference. (Photo courtesy of Kerry Nehil)
Sierra Nevada's Celebration Ale Recipe
1.064 OG, 16 degrees Plato, 6.4% ABV
Brewed from 2-row barley, caramel and dextrin malts
Chinook Hops for bittering
Cascade Hops as the Finishing Hops
Centennial and Cascade Hops used for dry-hopping
Ken Mink, 73 Year Old Still Shooting For The Roane State Raiders!
As we now wait for the election results
Fifty-three years ago, Ken Mink dropped out of Ju-Co in Kentucky and joined the Air Force putting his NCAA eligibility and college career on hold. Today at the age of 73 he is wearing the number 13 and is a shooting guard for the Roane State Raiders. (Roane State competes in the Tennessee Junior Community College Athletic Association.)
As promised, this is the video I watched on Nate Ross' iPhone this morning whilst waiting to punch my vote for Obama. The best part of this video is when they mention he had to get his wife's permission to go to a party, to which she replied "No". I guess, the Bushido's Papi was right about guys from Kentucky-they can shoot!
Click here for the article on KnoxNews
Video posted by Knoxnews.com
Just Shy Of 4 Hours! A Vote & Democracy Continues
Thoughts I had whilst in line this morning:
It's a shame we don't take voting more serious; why isn't Election Day a National Holiday? Considering the history of those Americans who didn't have the right to vote; why don't women, American youth (last on the list who got the vote in 1971-thank your local Vietnam Vet) and African-Americans always have a fierce showing on Election Day?
Vote Like A Warrior!
Not everyone can sneak away from work for four hours like I did and sadly after a hard days work, they may not vote. That is why the Bushido is calling for every American to Vote Like A Warrior! Get to your local polling station and make it happen folks. Don't let the powers that be play on your apathy or your thoughts that your vote doesn't count-it does!
11:23: A Word About Good Company
11:00 Getting So Close I Can Feel The Democracy Running Through My Veins
This line isn't getting any shorter folks. "Sweets" just sent me a text that some elderly gentleman just collapsed while waiting in the voting line in James Island. I made my neighbor take in a rest, I don't want him punking out like that Democracy-hating dude over there in James Island. Pace yourself people, standing in line isn't that tough of a thing to do. Bt-dubs, you might want to bring an umbrella-all of you folks just now rolling out of bed.
10:30 AM-The Line It Shortens
Folks this is the most exciting election since Kennedy won in '60.
Friday, October 31, 2008
I am trying to fix the regular site www.thebushidoway.net
Friday Funnies: And I Almost Forgot...
Friday Funnies: LSU Fan Is Not Happy About Georgia Being In Town
I am sure it wasn't funny for the folks in Baton Rouge last Saturday, especially for this LSU fan, who showed his learned ability of expression (direct and to the point) as Georgia took a 21 point lead but it was funny for the Bushido. Final score Georgia 52, LSU 38. Tough luck defending National Champs, maybe you will get them next time.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
And the Hits Just Keep On Coming!
Friday, October 24, 2008
Thursday, October 23, 2008
If you give her enough rope...Minnesota Representative Michele Bachmann gives her opponent a boost in donations
In case you missed Chris Mathews’ interview of guest Minnesota (Nice) Representative Michele Bachmann (Minnesota’s 6th District) on Hardball last Friday night, here it is. I hate to be the one to say it, but Congresswoman Bachmann has just set women back a decade with this interview. Evidently, the nice stuff was just window-dressing for the RNC, but the content of what she said perplexes me. Bachmann alleged that Senator Barack Obama and other members of Congress hold “un-American views” and she proposed a media investigation into "the views of the people in Congress [to] find out: Are they pro-America or anti-America?" When are politicians going to stop the lies? You would think in this age of technology, with limitless information at our (dare I say Joe Plumbers) fingertips, politicians would stop blatantly lying about issues de jour.
Oh the Irony
One would think that after appearing on Tweety-Bird’s show and knocking it out of the park (or the exact opposite), Bachmann would have countless monies showered upon her, but the opposite is true, her opponent, Democrat Elwyn Tinklenberg (someone I have never heard of but did receive a $25 pay-pal donation from the Bushido) raised 1.3 million dollars since Bachmann’s appearance on Hardball. Hmm, oh well, Congresswoman, you stay “nice” there in Minnesota.
Here is the link to Huffstutter’s article from the LA Times concerning the raining of donations for Bachmann’s opponent Mr. Tinklenberg. If you wish to donate to his campaign, you can do so by clicking here on this link.
LNBB: The Worst World Series???
I guess, we’ll throw this baby in reverse and just go ahead and talk about the 300 lb gorilla in the room: how pissed are the suits at FOX that the Phillies and the (we can't even get the same turnout the Charleston Riverdogs get at their games) Tampa Rays are in the World Series? Seriously, who the heck is going to watch this World Series Championship? Can one Japanese Second-baseman attract the attention of the baseball loving Japanese fans in Tokyo? Doubtful. Not that the Rays didn't win fair and square, but the Red Sox would have been more attractive to the Japanese markets. And I am not sure who on the West Coast will watch the game, or on the East Coast for that matter but it is the Fall Classic so someone will tune in (for sure).
Why Can't Tampa Support Their Team Even When They Win?
Indeed, this Rays fan is cheering on her beloved Rays at Fenway, as Tampa defeated Boston in the ALCS but she is one of the few, and if you notice that she is not watching her Rays at Tropicana Field. She's watching it at the Fens. Not that the venue isn't attractive at Tropicana, but the town (or the fan-base for lack of a better word) doesn't support the team. And I guess, now would be the appropriate time to ask, why? Do people not make enough money to buy the ticket to the game? Has the economy crapped on Tampa more than the rest of the country? Are their players too young and too new to baseball that they don't have names to screen on to the backs of jerseys to sell to young kids? If you can explain it, I'd love to read them in the comments section.
Greed For Lack of A Better Word, Is Not Good
Something the suits in the front-office of Major League Baseball seem to miss out on in their insatiable chase for the all mighty dollar is that Baseball is America's sport! Major League Baseball and Bud Selig have forgotten the fans; they've forgotten the people who pay those million dollar paychecks. And baseball is missing an entire generation of kids right now. Sure you can dismiss my last point, but crunch the numbers, kids are playing baseball less and less each year. Part of this could be that these games which start at 8 or 9 pm are way past some (little) people's bed-times. And where do you go to watch highlights or something sofa-king awesome that happened on the diamond? Not on You-Tube. Put something that involves the MLB on You-Tube and watch how fast you get the post removed and have your account closed-uuups. Sorry to put the clip from the Red Sox vs. Braves game where Big Papi did the tomahawk chop and the Bushido's clip was closed within 8 hours.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Wednesday's WTF? There's No Crying In Football-Clemson Fan Gets Emotional!
Despite my total apathetic nature to the idea, a friend of the Bushido Bucarook had to let me watch this video clip of a Clemson fan calling in to our local news here in the Holy City and of course it is “funny” as all get out, so of course, it had to go on the Bushido.
I know, technically it is not funny when another human reaches out in a time of need and shows their emotions, but WTF man? Did the coach’s plane crash? Did the team bus flip off a bridge, crash and burn leaving no survivors? You are setting a bad example for young men across this great state. Which brings me to a conversation I had with “Sweets” the other night: my boy, Cash, was whining and whimpering about something, (probably because Daddy was on the phone and not paying him any attention) and I told him, to stop, “Traberts don’t cry”. To which, “Sweets” said, “Cash, it’s OK to cry”. Which baffles me, because I think there is something to be said for men to keep a stiff upper lip, keep things close to their chests and not leave the faucets on when they are talking about a coach being fired from their beloved Clemson Tigers football team. (Full disclosure: the Bushido does allow men to cry at funerals and if having a nose hair plucked—both are totally acceptable times to let loose, but just a bit).
Friday, October 17, 2008
College Teams with the most players in the NFL (Current Rosters)
Saturday, October 04, 2008
College Game Day: Game of the Week!
College Game Day is in Nashville, at Vanderbilt today as 19th ranked Vandy will take on 13th ranked Auburn at 6 pm tonight. There's much to question with Auburn's lack of offense under new offensive-coordinator Tony Franklin at the helm, Auburn has scored just three touchdowns in the first six weeks of college football. Auburn is 4-1, 2-1 in the SEC, with a 3-2 final score on their win over Mississippi State.
And now, we turn to Vanderbilt. Vandy is 4-0, 2-0 in the SEC (beating Ol'Miss and South Carolina). Vandy is ranked 19th in the nation-their highest ranking in 52 years and haven't had a winning season in the last 25 years (see stat snapped from ABC broadcast) which means no one on Vandy's squad was alive the last time the school had a winning season. Granted Vanderbilt is in a tough (SEC) conference (the Commodores are ranked 12th in total offense) and they do have tough academic standards which is prehaps the reason, Vandy also has the smallest stadium in the SEC with a capacity of just 39,000-that's only 11,000 more than the Citadel Bulldogs stadium. Yet, the Commodores are #1 in turnover margins, #1 in the nation in least amount of penalties and have an excellent chance of winning today; if they can prevent third-down conversions (read: Auburn's run attack) and continue their unique knack for gaining excellent field advantage. And it would appear that Vegas thinks this will be a close game as the line on has Auburn as -4 favorites.
Friday, October 03, 2008
Friday Funnies: Excerpts from Governor Palin's Debate (More Commentary to Come Later)
I have to say, she didn't take the my advice; Palin talked in circles and did little to impress, and sadly, she used the word "Maverick" more times than the movie "Top Gun" did in an hour and a half.
Thursday, October 02, 2008
John McCain in the Media and the Bushido gives advice to Governor Palin
Boy Scout sent me this video from BrasscheckTV
I hate to be the contrarian here, but isn’t this the same “flip-flopping” issue gerrymandering that made John Kerry untrustworthy in the last go around? Regardless, tonight is the Vice-Presidential Debate, starring Gov. Sara Palin for the Red Team and Senator Joe Biden for the Blue Team.
The Bushido’s Advice to Governor Palin:
If I could pull the Governor from Alaska (Palin) to the side and advise her on what to say tonight (not that she hasn’t had the best advice money can buy) I would start with this:
1) Quit trying to answer questions. Politicians are not known for answering questions, just spinning their response back to their party/candidate’s talking points. The reason you sound like some air-head chick from the nasal-voice regions of Northern-Ohio, Michigan or Minnesota (other than the fact you talk out your nose) is that you are trying to answer questions way over your pay-grade. Get on iTunes, grab a couple of Ann Coulters' books and pony up on your misinformation: Democrats are evil; they will raise your taxes and Obama is a Muslim. (None of which are true-except for the raise your taxes part, because Governor you make over $250,000 a year and own a plane, etc).
2) Go after Biden's record on treatment of the working-middle class America. Tone down the Joe-Six-Pack because I perceive that as going after the craftbrew drinkers willing to shell out $8 to $13 for a six-pack of high gravity or micro-brewed beer. Obviously, I can't speak for everyone who falls into that category, but I would guess a majority of which will not being voting Republican. As you all know, the Bushido is not a fan of Senator Joe Biden and neither should you be Sara Palin-he's your opponent. Now, the word on the street is that he's not going after you because the polling shows that any move against your record will be seen as an attack on all women. So instead of those "golly-geesh" comments that make idiots like you-say something substantial (i.e. Senator, you say you are for working-class Americans but you wrote the Universal Credit Bill which allows credit card companies the ability to jack cardholders rates to the max if they are late on just one of their bills. You could even put a face on it; let's talk about Jed, a single-dad, college graduate living in South Carolina who didn't pay the entire payment on one of his student loans, he paid it the next month, but before that payment was received his two credit cards raised the interests rates on his cards to 29%. Now Senator, how is a single-working father supposed to make ends meet? Whose interests do you have in mind here, the average working Joe or the big banks--MBNA from your home state)?
3) Finally, quit lying or telling half-truths because you will get caught. When you announced at your RNC brew-ha-ha that you cut costs as Governor of Alaska by selling the Governor's jet (what I affectionally refer to as "Kodiak One") on E-Bay. You had to know that the Associated Press would smell the blood and trace the trail to the rotting corpse of bull-sh_crap being eaten by lying maggots of false truths. And now we (the public) know that you didn't sell it on E-Bay, you used a broker and sold the Gulfstream (Kodiak One) for a $500,000 loss. You are in the big leagues now kid, you might have been able to hit .300 in the Class-A affiliate whilst facing guys who threw 80 mph fastballs, now you have to get in the box and try to pick up that 100 mph fastball. So Sara, keep your eye on the ball, and give it your best; then again, all you have to do is show up tonight and not completely fall on your face.
Boston Red Sox @ the Anaheim (Los Angeles) Angels: Game 1 ALDS
The first batter, Mike Napoli just went down on strikes as Red Sox pitcher Jonathan Papelbon just threw him the heat. Gary Matthews just singled to right. Aybar up to the plate, pinch-runner Morales just took 2nd on defensive indifference. Aybar down on strikes. Chone Figgins at the plate, quickly falls 0-2, now 1-2, with Garret Anderson on-deck. Got-em, Papelbon throws a fast-ball to the outside of the plate and Figgins goes down swinging. Game over, Red Sox just received their 10th consecutive win over the Angels: tying the record set by the Oakland A's (of wins by one team over another in the post-season) who defeated the Red Sox 10-consecutive times spanning the years of 1988 through 2003. Boston wins 4-1 to take Game-1!
Top of the 9th:
Adding to Jason Bay's 2-run homer off of a fast-ball offering from John Lackey in the 6th inning (the traded Manny Ramirez hit a solo-home-run, becoming the all-time post-season home run leader with 25 home-runs, for the Dodgers in their win earlier tonight over the Cubs) Jed Lowrie got on base and then was brought in by a right-field single from the bat of Jacoby Ellsbury (for his 5th time on base tonight). Pedroia is up and Ellsbury steals his second bag of the evening (this kid is on fire-go get his rookie card if you don't have it already). Pedroia grounds out to Scott Shields the pitcher. After being blanked all-night, Big Papi extended his post-season hit streak to 12 games by ripping a single up the middle off of Shields. Angels bring in Arrendondo to end the inning.
Bottom of the 8th:
Boston's Justin Masterson got through the meat of the Angels' line-up: getting Tex (Teixeira) to fly-out to center. Vlady Guerro singled to left and was followed by Tori Hunter's single to right, but as the ball dropped just out of Youk's reach, Vlady rounded 2nd heading to 3rd, not considering that Kevin Youkilis has a couple of Golden Gloves and was thrown out by Youk at third by about 10-feet. Last at bat for the Angels was Hendrick, who hit into a fielder's choice, Lowrie tossed out Hunter at second for the final out in the 8th inning.
The Red Sox will play the Angels again on Friday night with Dice-K taking the mound for Boston.
Monday, September 29, 2008
Chuck is back on tonight @ 8 pm!
I love this show, they have the whole spy-genre, smoking hot chicks, Mr. Awesome and nerdy kid just trying to live his life after getting tossed from college-which as we learned last season was a good thing-I guess. The premise of the show is regular guy (Chuck) has a super-computer (the Intercept) sent to him and now he "flashes" on bad guys in the government's computer base. This show is one of the Bushido's favorites and had it been on when I was an adolescent, I would own the entire first season. The season premier airs tonight at 8:00 pm on NBC.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
UUUuuuuuupppppssss!
But as predicted, Georgia killed themselves with penalties ad nauseum. (See photo of Mark Richt hearing the explanation of one of the many penalties Georgia received.) And unfortunately, the press began to note that all of the black wardrobes and body paint, where nothing more than apropos dress for a funeral.
But there's good news: Florida lost today to Old Miss, so tickets to the event formally known as the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party won't be astronomical in price.
Saturday, September 27, 2008
College Football Game of the Week! Georgia Hosts Alabama!
The 7-acre corn maze of Larry Munson is located at Southern Belle Farm in Henry County, south of Atlanta (Contact info: Southern Belle Farm, 1658 Turner Church Road, McDonough, GA Price: $12; $10 ages 5-9; ages 4-under are free Contact: 770-898-0999) Photo courtesy of the Atlanta Journal Constitution. Sent to the Bushido by “Sweets-In-Low”.
Friday, September 26, 2008
Friday Funnies: Curling Iron Beat Down (Courtesy of Sweet's In-Low)
This is great! An attempted robbery gone astray as the women at this Louisiana beauty school (what would seem an easy mark) gave this burglar the beat down of his life.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
On "The Late Show" Letterman Blasts McCain For Standing Him Up and Doing Katie Couric's Show Instead...
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
When Life Gives You Lehmans-Make Lemonade and Ron Paul on Fox Business "Noise"
This one is for Pit-Stop, "Mr. I'm going to post, but I am sorry, I am too busy to do this". Sure, this just took all of 30-seconds, but whatever. The bottom-line is this, whomever is the next President of the United States will have to raise taxes: 2 wars, a bail-out and the Bush tax cuts-will do nothing more than dig us deeper in debt.
And where is this money coming from? Well, if our Government is not currently raising money (taxation) and the dollar is in the crapper (see USD vs Euro) because our National Debt added another 3 digits on the national debt board this past year-read we're printing money to cover our arse. Then the only place to take money from is the Social Security coffers, which those naysayers say will be broke before the X-Generation gets to the age of retirement. And why will it be broke? Because these spend-thrift Republicans keep covering their tax-cuts, government expansions and war-chests by "writing a bad check to Peter to pay Paul" (not Ron Paul).
For Pit-Stop, I knew that Ron Paul would not win his party's nomination because, sadly, he is way too smart to be a Republican. Look, deny it all you want Repubs, but for the most part, Republicans are not the "thinkers" of the bunch. Republicans like "red-meat": facts-dumb, environment-gay; gun-control-hello, did you forget about the 2nd Amendment? If you want to win, just say something about terrorism and how the liberal American hating Democrats can't protect this country. In the primaries, Ron Paul answered one of the questions smartly as that is not a decision for the president of the United States under our Constitution. Dag-Jimmit! Could you not hear the crickets? Capt Hairdo (and former East-coast elitist) announced that he would "fight terrorism over there so we wouldn't have to fight them over here"-cheers! Is it that easy Republicans that you won't listen to "smart" people because they care about America's role on the world's stage? Or that they might have ideas that are outside of the small-minded box?
And for all of those pithy comments about how you don't vote Democratic because you work and you don't think government should be the source of handouts (read: Welfare); well, these government bailouts to Wall Street are (Ron Paul has this one right-link to Paul's article on the Bailouts) nothing more than covering the risks that investment banks knowingly took and now know as long as they are a direct correlation between Wall Street and Main Street, they can take all the chances they want, because for all intensive purposes they are playing with the "houses money" (read: you, the American tax-payers money). And if you took every American currently on welfare and gave them $1 million (Yahtzee!), the total would still be less than 1% of bailout given to Lehman Brothers.
Saturday, September 20, 2008
McCain Flip-Flops & Palin Needs A Re-Fresher Course on the Rachel Maddow Show!
Rachel Maddow's new show is good stuff in the encore presentation of what she used to do on Olbermann's Show. You know, in the world of video clips and You-Tube, politicians need to pay attention and realize that people will put their Google to work and catch a patrician by their toe. For those of you who don't remember the S&L scandal and the Keating 5 (which John McCain was a member of) from the '80's, you should check out Micheal Lewis' book, Liar's Poker-one of the Bushido's favorite books, where Lewis breaks down the hubris misplayed by the big-swinging-Dicks as they continued to take on bad-debt just to prove they could take on the aforementioned debt-which led to a formal break-down in the savings and loan industry. Unfortunately, this should have been a book passed out in business 101, or perhaps to freshman-"congressman" as they work their way up to certain committees, and become decision makers for the rest of America. Because as the old adage goes, "those who don't know history, are doomed to repeat it."
Friday, September 19, 2008
Friday Funnies: The Barbecue Song!
I thought this was a great tune to introduce the world to southern-bbq and clarify what barbecue is and isn’t. Also, it’s always funny to take a shot at Florida whenever you get the chance. Enjoy.
Hosted by Alka Seltzer’s speedysroadtrip.com
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Wednesday's WTF? WTF is everyone riding the Duch?
David Duchovny announced on August 29th that he was entering a rehab-clinic for sexual addiction. If you watch the show, Californication (which Duchovny stars) you might have some idea why he may or may not be addicted (or at least inclined to) sex; the show is stocked full of smart dialogue, great story-lines and lots of sexuality. Or if you've seen his wife Tea Leoni, you might also understand the reason he could need some time off. I'm not judging (see closing) and as I told my friends when Michael Douglas entered rehab for sex-addiction, "That's a pretty sweet reason to go to rehab".
Now here I am throwing the tv show and the wife in the mix, but after Googling (holy sh_crap that doesn't get red-lined by my spell-check any longer) Duchovny and rehab, the first link I came to (MTV) "reported" that we should have seen the clues: Fox Mulder had an addiction to porn, etc. To which I thought WTF people those are characters! Run the hot wife-good looking people young and rocking, and now the man is a bit tired with all of this extra sex-story lines going in his new show, not a character he played on the Gary Shandling Show or Sex In The City.
In closing, David, we've got one thing to say:the Bushido will be seeing you at the meetings!
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Bad Day For The Buckeyes!
If there was any question concerning Mark Sanchez ability to run the system at USC, I believe his critics were answered-soundly. USC remains #1 in both the AP and the USA Today Coaches Poll. The Ohio State Buckeyes dropped to #13 in the AP Poll and #14 in the Coaches Poll.
(Photo courtesy of USCRipsIt.com)
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Why USC is so good...
If you want to know why Southern California is so good every year, let me take you back to an article written by ESPN's Chris Low from January 22, 2008, titled "Former Trojans happy to be reunited with Kiffin" (link to article). For those of you out of the loop, Coach Lane Kiffin, was the former USC offensive coordinator, before Al Davis (Oakland Raiders owner) hired him as the youngest coach (age 32) in the NFL. Kiffin reunited with nine of his former players (QB John David Booty, OT Sam Baker , tight end Fred Davis, defensive tackle Sedrick Ellis, defensive end Lawrence Jackson, offensive guard Drew Radovich, linebacker Keith Rivers, cornerback Terrell Thomas and running back Chauncey Washington ) at USC in the Senior Bowl as he and the rest of the Raiders staff coached the North team.
USC's Head Coach Pete Carroll has instilled a system of always competing and a philosophy of "winning forever". To which the article captured Carroll's methods quoting Booty as saying, "It goes back to recruiting, Coach Carroll does a fabulous job of getting guys in there and then teaching them a system. Guys really buy into it and believe in it and never waver from it. Everybody loves him, You watch TV, and everybody goes, 'I want to go play for that guy' with the way he carries himself. He's always like that. It's not a front. It's the way he is every day, and then you're in Los Angeles where everybody wants to live with Hollywood, the beach and everything. You have everything in the world around you, and there's no NFL team. You have the whole market, and we play for an historic institution. It's a win-win situation. As long as Coach Carroll is there, I don't see it changing."
And even when USC has a "rough" season going 11-2 last season, they finished with an appearance in the Rose Bowl routing Illinois 49-17 . The Trojans Tuesday practices are legendary in their level of intensity. And the Men of Troy never rebuild; they just reload, garnering top level recruits every year. It will be something to see tonight as both the Buckeyes and the Trojans have smothering defenses. Yet, without Beanie Wells, the Buckeyes won't have an answer to the explosive offense of the Trojans. (Photo courtesy of ESPN.com)
Georgia vs. South Carolina
Georgia is ranked #2 in the nation and many "experts" across the country are putting money down in Vegas for the Bulldogs to win the national title. Britney Spears is a fan of the Georgia Bulldogs. South Carolina had four-turnovers against North Carolina State and lost last week to Vandy. Also, the Gamecocks #1 receiver (McKinley) is out for the game. But forget what you know or have read leading up to this game, because regardless of how stellar Georgia is or how bad the Gamecocks are, this game will be close; it always is. I look for Georgia to win, but by 3 or 7 at the most.
Friday, September 12, 2008
Friday Funnies: Under The Table & Dreaming @ The Clemson vs. Citadel Game!
Friday Funnies: Rocking Toddler Performs Juke-Box Hero
This kid is great-so animated and rocking! And a special nod to his parents for grooming his musical tastes with Foreigner and not Miley Cyrus. If you can’t get the video to load here is the link to Stupid-Videos which hosts the video. Enjoy!
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Should Obama Apologize For His "Lipstick On A Pig" Comment? We Don't Think So.
You know the thing about a joke is that some people are bound to take offense to it. Call it sensitivity, much a do about nothing or just give it a name. I thought this speech to have that mid-western plain-speak and since I grew up on a farm and listened to my father and his friends talk politics while on the back porch, I've heard the old "you can put lip-stick on a pig, but it's still a pig" saying countless times. That being said, as the audience applauded with laughter, I notice there is probably a bit of double-entendre with him saying this a week after Palin's speech at the RNC, but give me a break people. You all can let your guard down just a bit.
Two Reasons
I don't think Obama needs to apologize for what he said for two reasons: 1) Palin took shots at Obama for being a "community organizer" which brought laughs because evidently the whitest and oldest of the oldest and whitest at the RNC didn't understand that being a "community organizer" is an actual and important job. 2) Politicians (for the most part) give the same speech ad nauseum, just as a well scripted performance of an age old play. We all know Romeo & Juliet but when you see it live, Mercutio's jokes are always due for a refreshing laugh. And since most of the country didn't see Sarah Palin run for Mayor or Governor before her debut in Dayton-which most of us didn't watch-we didn't know the difference between a hockey mom and a pit-bull; well we did know the difference, we just hadn't heard the joke. Which for the un-funny people out there, is a common courtesy to extend the joke-teller.
Something to cry about
Obama, don't apologize and keep giving it to them when they dish it out. I am tired of these Republicans and their cry-baby, tattle-tail, defeat-again attitudes. Maybe their constituency will treat them like my stoic father did when I was a kid: I remember my father's golden rule like it was yesterday, "If you get in a fight, you better win and not come home crying, because if you come home with a black-eye and tears, you'll soon have something to cry about."
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
The Bushido Is Going To Miss The Olympics
From my Uncle Slit-Throat:
Subject: 2008 Olympic quotes
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'
2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'
4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'
5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.
'6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'
8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'
9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'
Monday, September 08, 2008
Bushido Article From Our Friend J-Testa @ AskMen.com
Listen up, men. There’s a lot to be gained from paying attention to other cultures, and that’s something La Cosa Nostra has done better than just about anyone. It’s also something that’s kept us turning a steady profit since it all started. Just as some corporate hawks have torn pages straight out of our manuals, we have learned a thing or two from older, more established organizations, especially those from distant lands.
I know what you might be thinking: “The Italian mob learns from other cultures? Yeah right, imagine that.” The thing is, so many uninformed people view La Cosa Nostra as being too old-fashioned for its own good, too set in its ways. It’s true that the old-school Dons --- the Moustache Petes --- who vied for power up until the mid-1900s were stuck in the old way of doing things, but this stubbornness and refusal to adapt would also lead to their eventual downfall. The next generation of leaders were savvy businessmen who could keep up with new pressures and adjust to the new demands of the American people and the ever-increasing presence of the authorities. How did they do this? They watched what was going on around them and took what they could from other similar organizations. One of these “schools of thought” was Bushido, the ancient Japanese code of conduct and the way of the samurai. Let’s take a look at some lessons from Bushido that you can learn.
What is Bushido?
Bushido is the 1,000-year-old Japanese code of conduct that nobles were required to observe and today is still practiced by men all over the world. It combined the fierce ways of the samurai class with the more serene and spiritual teachings of Zen-Buddhism and Confucianism. Above all, the code stressed “frugality, loyalty, martial arts mastery, and honor unto death,” and the ethos is still cherished in Japanese society today.For centuries, the laws of Bushido were not written down anywhere for people to read. At best, they consisted of a few maxims handed down in the oral tradition or that perhaps were passed on to others by a well-known warrior. That was until 1685, when the scholar Yamagei Yoko codified the way of the samurai and offered up seven principles that could be used as guidance for anyone who wished to emulate them.
The 7 Principles of Bushido
1- LoyaltyThe foundation of La Cosa Nostra, loyalty to one’s organization (in our case, la famiglia) was also a central point among followers of Bushido. The samurai was loyal to his overlord (his daimyo) and no one else. He didn’t have to explain his actions to anyone apart from his capo, and lived by a completely different set of rules than the rest of the Japanese populace. Remind you of anyone?
2- Honor
Death before dishonor was simply how it went for the samurai. And once honor had been been lost, the only way to get it back was by performing seppuku, ritual suicide achieved by slicing open one’s belly and letting the innards fall to the ground, all while an audience watched. It might seem a bit severe, but it perfectly illustrates the devotion that Bushido members had for their superiors.
3- Bravery
No fear of death and the idea of practicing self-sacrifice are a few lessons from Bushido. Easier said than done, right? The good samurai would never hesitate to put his personal needs last, especially if it was best for the group. It is said that a true warrior would rush onto the point of an oncoming sword if it meant that something would be gained by his clan. That type of bravery is seldom seen nowadays, and it could explain the steady decline of the American mob.
4- Respect
The samurai held a deep respect for tradition and the established order of things. In turn, they demanded respect from the masses and were well within their rights to execute, on the spot, anyone who failed to bow down to them in their presence. In my family’s line of work, it can be just as dangerous when the right people aren’t properly acknowledged and given the respect they believe they’re entitled to.
5- Benevolence
Bushido combined the spirituality of Zen with the teachings of Confucius, which meant that the individual could never be seen as any more important than any other. The ability to exhibit compassion for those less fortunate is perhaps seen as an outdated mode today, but back in the medieval ages it was expected of even the fiercest warrior.
6- Honesty
The samurai was bound by his word, and anyone who was proven to have acted insincerely was stripped of his status and subjected to the worst possible position -- that of a disgraced warrior. This might not fly today in the hustling world of the gangster, but you can be sure that dishonesty will eventually catch up with you.
7- Rectitude
The samurai believed that it was better to lose his life than to appear rude or arrogant. This type of humility is still treasured in most Asian cultures, and I constantly try to teach my men the importance of doing the right thing whenever they can.
The Bushido would like to thank Johnny Testa at AskMen.com for sending this excellent article regarding the Bushido (Way of the Warrior) to us back in May. Editor's Note: Please notice that timeliness was not one of the 7-virtues.
Sunday, September 07, 2008
Tho' So I Walk Through This Valley Of Death!
Saturday, September 06, 2008
Up, Up, and Away @ Tiger Stadium
Friday, September 05, 2008
Thursday, September 04, 2008
Feed Your iPod: Santogold's "I'm A Lady"
When they said “unofficial video” they meant it over at Little-Friend, then again, as bizarre as this video might be, at least they’re getting the music out. Check out their site when you get the chance, they have an insider’s behind the scenes look at Kings of Leon’s home-movies as they prep for the release of their new album, Only By The Night (released in the U.K. on the 22nd and released here in the US on the 23rd of this month. Good stuff.
Governor Palin Is Formidable!
Well for those of us who had never heard the name Sarah Palin a week ago; we've had a crash course this week from the media and without a better way to describe the position the Republicans were in this week: the Republicans needed twice the sex with half the fore-play when it came to Gov. Palin and after her speech last night Americans learned that she's not one to be underestimated and if Democrats are underestimating her, the result will be dire.
Meeting Sarah Palin
Not only is she easy on the eyes-like a more conservative, slightly hotter, older version of Tina Fey (from 3rd Rock & SNL). In fact, I look for SNL to bring Tina Fey back for a "Hockey Mom" skit, with Tina portraying Gov. Palin. I digress; tonight you learned that she is articulate, Palin's voice has a mid-western familiarity that will appeal to many swing states. Her family is f'ed up which will resonate to a majority of American families with similiar "challenging" blacksheep issues. She introduced us to her family (with 5 kids) with one having down-syndrome (giving special needs families in America an advocate in the White House. And the line about her husband Todd, that "he is still my guy" kicks back to strength in marriage and the age old quest for true love. She could have left the remark about his package out of the speech, but hey they have five kids, look I get it: there's not many extracurricular activities in Alaska, so you have the two-f's (fishing and fornicating). Finally, she hunts moose and is a life-long member of the NRA; which will obviously appeal to the guns and God crowd.
Caveat
The only caveat I can see for Republicans is for the Rudys, Mitts, Thompsons and whomever else will seek the Republican's presidential nomination (under the premise that the McCain and Palin ticket doesn't win in November) Governor Sarah Palin will be the heir apparent as the next Republican president.
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Peggy Noonan and Mike Murphy Saying What They Think (Off Air) About Governor Palin
It appears these newscasters question Senator McCain selection for Vice-President. In case you didn’t catch it all, here is the video with subtitles.
Wednesday's WTF? WTF Do We Care So Much About Politicans Personal Lives?
Now that's how you kick off a Convention!
WTF don't we care about politicians professional lives as much as we care about their personal lives?
Liberal bloggers and far-right bloggers let Bristol be, who are we to judge? Does it really say something about Gov. Palin's parenting ability? Bristol is for all intensive purposes an adult, able to make her own "mistakes" and accept the responsibilities for those actions. But therein lies the problem with American politics and media: we (Americans) for some reason believe that our politicians should have a special moral gravitas when it comes to their personal life and if they don't the media hangs their laundry out for everyone to see. Sadly, this keeps numerous well qualified Americans (who want to serve, but don't because their family has a member whose subjective aspirations of life have gone off track). Ironically, the flip side of the coin is that Americans are quite forgiving for mis-steps in office and won't hold politicans rears to the fire for their mistakes but for some reason, we're not so understanding when it comes to politicians in personal lives. For example, former North Carolina Senator, John Edwards a populist voice for the "poor" was left off of the speaker list for the Democratic National Convention, due to an affair he had. Yet, with all of this emphasis on Palin's daughter, we seem to forget that (in a professional capacity) Governor Palin was involved with a group of fellow Alaskans who wanted to succeed from the Union. And now this is the American, John McCain has chosen as his running-mate? WTF?
The Hunters become the hunted
It's a very interesting movement going on with Republicans as they move from a negative-smear campaign Rovian-styled politics to a victimized style of politics. (It doesn't seem fitting that the party of God and Guns should be lying down and taking whatever doses of their own medicine in the Palin-pregnancy). So, the Bushido offers these suggestions to the P.R. person for Gov. Palin: If you truly want the WT vote, you should say, “Bristol is named after the race-car track instead of some salmon fishery (Bristol Bay) in Alaska of which no one has ever heard." When the media pokes their head into the scandal of abuse of power for trying to fire her former brother-in-law (an Alaska State Trooper) to add pressure to his divorce-custody battle. You answer: "That's right we have just as big of beatch on the right as you do with Hillary." When they question her experience, you answer: "She made a $1,000 bet with her hair-dresser that she could have everyone in the US knowing where Wissilla, Alaska is by the end of the week." And when they ask, why would a woman with a new-born child that has down-syndrome would want to take one of the most time consuming and stressful jobs in the world? You say, nevermind, I don't have an answer for that one. That's a tough question, which makes me question why Gov. Palin would want to even consider the position due to the timing of it all. No wait, here you go: You say, have you seen how attractive Meghan McCain is? Boo-yah!
I caught the CNBC "Street Fight" yesterday and they made some astute points considering the nomination of Gov. Palin. I'll buy in to the idea that perhaps her lack of experience is due to the glass-ceiling that all women face in business and politics. And perhaps this recent unveiling of events with her teenage daughter is a humanizing event; but Erin Burnett (love her by the way) made an excellent point, if one of the Obama's daughter was a teenager and pregnant would the media be dealing with Obama the same way?