Growing up, I often heard my father or uncles use the phrase, “You have about the same chance as a one legged man, in an ass kicking contest” when they wanted an allegorical description of a situation where one would be faced with incredible odds. As an introduction this is probably in bad taste but I think Heather Mills McCartney may be the exception to the rule, as she is about to receive somewhere between $150 and $376 million for her 4-year marital investment with ex-husband (and “soon to be” ex-billionaire) Paul McCartney-essentially kicking his (non-prenuptial agreement) ass. The couple’s divorce (according to Paul) was caused by the media and the tabloids.
Laughable-Heather Mills McCartney has told the press on numerous occasions that she did not marry Paul for his money, but as we are about to find out, she’ll definitely divorce him for his money. I’d like to think that Mills McCartney did marry for love and that she won’t feel entitled to take her Queen’s ransom, but people say that I am a dreamer-and I am the only one. But do you honestly think that she has a leg to stand on with her request of a 9-figure settlement? Regardless, in the “real”-world of jurisprudence and billionaires the Walrus did leave the vault open by not getting her signature. And why didn’t Paul make her sign? Because sometimes “Love is all you need”.
(Photo compliments of the BBC)
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