Top 5 Super Bowl 43 Commercials: #5 Coke Zero's (Mean) Troy Polamalu, "Here Kid" Commercial

At Number 5 on our Top 5 Super Bowl 43 Commercials List we have the Coke Zero play on the Mean Joe Green commercial from the '70's as "Mean" Troy Polamalu (USC alum) tackles a Coke Zero rep to get the tasty beverage back that a young kid had just given him. And just as Mean Joe took a swig and said, "Hey kid" as he through the youngster his jersey, Polamalu gave the kid the shirt he ripped off of a Coke Zero rep. 

Top 5 Super Bowl 43 Commercials: #4 Bud Light's Budget Cuts Commercials

At Number 4 on our Top 5 Super Bowl 43 commercials list: Bud Light Budget Cuts Commercials

Top 5 Super Bowl 43 Commercials: #3 E*Trade's Baby Golfer!

At Number 3 on our Top 5 Super Bowl 43 Commercials List we have the E*Trade Baby Golfer commercial. 

Top 5 Super Bowl 43 Commercials: #2 Doritos' Snow Globe Commercial

At Number 2 on our Top 5 Super Bowl 43 Commercials List we have the Doritos' Snow Globe commercial. Why?-You might ask. Come on any time some one gets hit in the junk you know that is gold in the Bushido's book. 

Top 5 Super Bowl 43 Commercials: #1 PETA's Banned Commercial

At Number 1 on our Top 5 Super Bowl 43 Commercials List we have the banned ad from the animal rights organization PETA, which I signed the "Great White Hunter" Hutto-boat up for a couple of years ago. We give this commercial the number one spot because we're not so sure that this commercial needed to be banned and of course, we're still big fans of form and pulchritude (as well as asparagus). Was it because it actually said the word, "sex"? I would be one to say that the Danica Patrick Go Daddy commercial was just as suggestive. 

Wednesday's WTF? WTF Do I Have This Song Stuck In My Head?

I am not trying to hate on the Pet Shop Boys here, but this song has been stuck in my head for the past week. WTF???

24-Redemption (Prequel for Season 7)

For all of you Bauer fans who need to bone up on your '24' before season 7 begins tonight, here is the video of this season's prequel, 24-Redemption. Hulu will only have this up until the 19th of January so catch it as soon as you can. For those of you who've never watched '24', I offer this one caveat-there's a reason it is called the most addictive show on tv, because it is. Enjoy. 

Jack is Back!

Jack Bauer returns tonight at 8 pm (EST) on the season premier of '24'. If you caught the prequel or refresher for this season, it looks to be quite promising, with all of the governmental conspiracies stocked in prior episodes (seasons). 

Do You Have a Black-Belt in Shopping, Then You May Just Need This Phone

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With all of the hype (and let's admit coolness) the i-Phone garners and with all of the fun you can have on the various Blackberry line-up (except for the -which totally blows). I was glad to see the new phone from T-Mobile and Google which looks pretty sweet especially if you have a need to harness your inner (shopping) powers...But I read today in the latest Fortune Magazine that we (in the States) won't get this device. And my question is why not?

Cougars Lose to Davidson But the Cougs looked good!

Despite only shooting 25% from behind the arc and 37% from the field, the College of Charleston Cougars looked good tonight against the Wildcats. It seemed as though every time the Cougars started to get things going a media time out or an arrant foul would take place; thus ending our momentum. Did we get robbed by the officials with that last foul called by the zebras to send Steph Curry to the line? Yes, but the SoCon refs are part-time CofC haters and have picked our pockets more than once through the years. But let's be honest, the Cougars will beat Davidson later on in the season, all the Cougars need is for their legs to look a little more conditioned and the shots fall a little better. 

Free-Throw Juice

Regardless, the Cougars looked good. Jermaine Johnson(as Goldfinger would say) drank his "free-throw juice", hitting 10-12 from the charity stripe and 3-8 from the field notching 16 points for the game. Goudelock was 10-22 from the field and 2-9 from behind the arc (take the extra dribble before you pull up kid) as Andrew put up 22 points to lead the Cougars in the game. Tony White Jr looked great hitting 4-9 from the field and 2-5 from behind the arc. That kid has really come of age this season. Marcus Hammond did the Cougs a solid on defense and was 2-4 from the field and 2-5 from behind the arc. 

Ball Hawg!

Sure Stephanie Curry scored 29 points but he was off to a slow start in the first half and Davidson suffered trailing the Cougars until the 6 minute mark before the half. The next Wildcat even close to the young ball hog was Will Reauchambeaux (actually it might be Archambault-sorry my media guide is a bit blurred on that one) with 14 points. Stevie "Wonder" Rossiter put up 11 points to become the only other Wildcat with double-digit points. 

As we all watched Momma Curry nervously (albeit "she looked smashingly fabulous" as my non-heterosexual friends from Davidson would say) waiting for the time to expire as our beloved Cougars closed in on her son's squad. We also saw something else, North Carolina Hall of Famer and former Charlotte Hornet who kept the "Hive Alive" with one heck of a sweet shot, Dell Curry (aka: Papa Bear) shook his head in discontent as he saw his son's genetically inherited "quick and sweet" released shot over and over. You could read on the jumbo-tron his lips saying, "Pass the ball son, don't be a hog". But alas, his son (who had a few mentionable assists in the first half) was the ball hog for the kids in Davidson red. 

The Breakdown

Teams: 1st 2nd  Final

Davidson: 44 35 79

CofC: 33 42 75

Christmas Comes Late For the Carolina Panthers!

The Carolina Panthers won today against the New Orleans Saints by 2 with a game winning field goal, gaining a bye in the Playoffs and a NFC South Championship banner. As for Drew Brees, he came up just 12 yards short of the passing yards in one season record set by Dan Marino.

(Photo credits courtesy of SI.com/Bob Rosato)

Win It, and You Are In It! Dallas or Philly--Heads and Philly Wins!

Will the Dallas Cowboys win tonight against the Philadelphia Eagles to make the Playoffs or will this be Wade Phillips first and last season with (dare I say) "America's Team"? Sad isn't it? All season long the talking heads have basically been watching a dying man on life-support, anxiously wondering when Jerry Jones will pull the plug. For crying out loud man, let the guy coach a season first. And before all of you Cowboy fans get your proverbial panties in a wad, just remember this, the Cowboys are 0-8 in their final games of the season, since 2000. 

The Eagles are 8-6 and their Jim Johnson coordinated defense has only allowed an average of 11 points per game in the month of December. 

(Photo courtesy of SI's Peter Read Miller)

My First Pedi-Cure!

The girls (Sweets & D) surprised me with a pedi-cure today at the salon in South Windermere on Folly Road. I took this gift in remembrance of Bernie Mack who we lost this past summer. RIP Bernie Mack. 

All right, to make up for the Christmas Cats, here's RUN-DMC's "Christmas Time in Hollis, Queens"

Merry Christmas Everyone, And now what you all have been waiting for Jingle Cats

Merry Christmas from Cousin Eddie!

Hey Clark, the crapper is full! Merry Christmas everyone, from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation's Cousin Eddie. Be sure to friend Cousin Eddie on Facebook and play the Christmas Vacation trivia!

Celebrating the Holidays!

Tis the season of course to be stressed out, running from spot to spot for the best shop. But of course the best thing to do is relax and take it day by day, all the time taking a moment to hit the holiday parties: chowing down on your friends grub, telling tales and putting beers in the freezer instead of the fridge to cause a volcano-like reaction as the beer continues to release the carbonation all over a friend's new kitchen and stainless steel fridge. Uuuuppsss. 

Luckily, I wasn't the one who tossed the aforementioned beer in the freezer, nor did I pop the top on what was thought to be a gag, You-Tube video beer. Good times with the guys. 

(Photo credits: Erin Stricks-McCutch-after party the guys at Pearlz)

Friday Funnies: SNL Digi-Short, "I Jizzed in My Pants"

Tis the season for the folks at SNL (who brought you "It's My D*** in a Box") to give us another Yuletide ditty to sing in the shower or at the closing of a fun guys night at Gene's Haufbrau. Off the top, I'd love to see this gem on the iTunes but there's nothing yet. It's a winning formula they have over at SNL for their digi-shorts: Justin Timberlake (grocery janitor and dj, as well as having his fingerprints all over this track), add Molly Sims (sans bikini) and Jamie-Lynn Sigler (of "Sopranos" fame) and some clever underachievers (comedians), who seem to be way off their meds and you just know that it willproduce solid gold records-baby! Enjoy!

Obama's 2008 Presidential Acceptance Speech!

As promised, here is the speech President-Elect Barack Obama gave last night to the crowd in Chicago's Grant Park. I must admit, Obama had me chocked up just a bit, especially after I saw Oprah and the Reverend Jesse Jackson turning on the faucets. Did anyone else notice the camera man kept stopping on people who looked like celebrities? (Is that Kobe?-Nope, just some dude who looks like Kobe Bryant). 

Surprise, Surprise 

Was anyone else completely surprised by how fast the results were in and the announcement was made that Senator Barack Obama was elected POTUS? I thought we would at least be waiting to the early morning to find out but the announcement was made and the speeches started before I made my late-night Piggly-Wiggly run. Btw, I read in the Chicago Sun-Times that Oprah cried on some strangers shoulders and evidently the paper is looking for the mystery man-I guess to ask him what it is like to have a billionaire cry on your shoulders...awkward... 

There's A New Sheriff In Town!

For all of those people, who said Barack Obama preaches about "change" because it is an acronym for "Come Help A Negro Get Elected", I thought I would give you something to enjoy today as this election didn't really turn out the way you wanted.

And I leave you with this to think about: when McCain gave his concession speech and mentioned Obama the crowd responded with "boos", but if you watched Obama's speech which if you didn't check back here later tonight and I will have (what will probably be the most important speech of this decade) it posted: I digress; when Barack announced Senator McCain and the sacrifices he has made, the crowd in Chicago cheered. Think about it. And then think about change, we can change friends. And I realize that the political divisions in this country didn't begin overnight and they won't be healed overnight, but we do need to begin the process. "Yes, We Can"

"Yeah, he probably reads the Bushido"
I can't take full credit but when Obama said, this [movement] began on the porches of Charleston. And in the conclusion of his speech, he mentioned that "while I breath, I hope" (aka: Dum Spiro Spero) a Charleston, SC and South Carolina motto, but I guess Obama reads the Bushido!

For All Of Those Worried About Obama Being President!

T-Mac sent this picture to me, I am not sure who to contribute it to, but I have to say, I am proud of Us America! The power of the vote, the power of positive thinking for the vision of America's future has prevailed. The Beav told me when Obama spoke at the DNC at the last election, that Obama would run and be our next president (even though I know I told him that, I'll let him take credit for posterity). I knew once Obama took Ohio, our next president would be Barack Obama.

We've got a lot ahead of us America but be proud because we've made one small step for our America and one giant leap for all Americans. America as we look to the future, I remind you of what John F. Kennedy once said at the Convocation of the United Negro College Fund (Indianapolis, Indiana, April 12, 1959) "When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters — one represents danger and one represents opportunity." Be good and God Bless!