Special Message From Kim Jong Il

OH, I SO SOWREE. OH HANS BRIX, HANS BRIX, DID YOU NOT SEE MY POWERLFUL WOCKETS WHEN YOU WERE HEWERE? OF COURSE ALL AMEWICANS SHOULD FEELS SAFE BECAUSE WEPUBLICANS ARWE KEEPING ALL AMERWICANS SAFE AT NIGHT! SINCEREWELEE, KJI